Holidates

Written with the intention of giving an ‘every woman’ experience…

1. TANGLED IN TINSEL by Trilina Pucci

SYNOPSIS

Imagine being snowed in with four hot successful men. P.S. they’ve all played the hero in too many of your naughtiest dreams. Problem is, you work for them, and that makes them off-limits.

Except now they’re looking at you like you’re Santa’s cookies. And they definitely want to take a bite.

Talk about making you reconsider your life choices.

These four are aiming for Santa’s naughty list, and I’m pretty sure I’m getting: Jace, Reed, Alec… and Cole for Christmas.

It might’ve started as a decorating job. But it ended tangled in tinsel.

2. KNOT SO LUCKY by Trilina Pucci

SYNOPSIS

Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas…

Samantha: What happens in Vegas?

Me: Let me tell you.

What happens is that you get ‘make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot’ drunk. TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET. Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.

But that’s not even the worst part. Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he’s some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who’s in the midst of cleaning up his act.

So now, you have to pretend to like him… sober… until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, ‘I’d hit that’.

Except for bam—tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face. And let’s not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends.

So, yeah. That’s what happens in Vegas. You get knot so lucky even when you think you hit the jackpot.

3. THREE WAYS TO MEND A BROKEN HEART by Trilina Pucci

SYNOPSIS

Imagine dating a guy for six months, and then one night, you make him dinner, recreating your first date so you can say ‘I love you’ for the first time. Romantic, right?

No. Because when you dress up as dessert, he tells you he’d rather be a party of one.

So now, you’re crying in your whipped cream boobs, drinking a bottle of tequila, and debating on cutting bangs. Rock bottom, you say? Wrong, again.

Not only does he break up with you, but he shows up to the vacation you’d planned with your friends. So now, here I sit... IN PARADISE.. with DJ douchebag and his new girlfriend. Did I mention she doesn’t wear makeup and speaks three languages?

Listen, I don’t want him back, but I also don’t want to look like the hot mess before to their perfect after. So desperate times call for a dirty distraction, a way to keep my mind off everything and maybe even serve up a little payback. And the universe says there’s only one way to do that… TJ and Nate.

So, I guess that means there are actually three ways to mend a broken heart.